Bad Jokes. . .

Here's a little inspiration from my Multiculturalism instructor (you have to love a class that starts out with a Descartes joke). . .

Those of you lucky enough to have completed my on-campus introduction to sociology class (or any other class for that matter), know it is time for......... the bad jokes!

A man walks into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped his drink he hears a soothing voice say, "Nice tie." Looking around he does not see anyone, so he chalks it up to his imagination and takes another sip. A minute or so later he hears, "Beautiful shirt." He looks around again, this time getting a little worried. He then hears. "Nice jacket." "Hey," he says to the bartender, "I must be losing my mind, I keep hearing voices saying nice things." "No," the bartender replies, "it is just the peanuts - they're complementary."

Bada bing.

A brain walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I have a pint, please." The bartender replies, "Sorry, I can't serve you, you're out of your head.

Bada boom.

Rene Descartes is a bar. At last call, the bartender asks, "Would you like one more drink?" Descartes say, "I think not." And he disappears.

Bada boing.