Go Elf Yourself (really, do!)

This is, sadly, a lot like I actually dance in real life. You, too, can make like Buddy the Elf (who is NOT a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins, by the way - he's just SPECIAL) and elf yourself at elfyourself.com.

True story - I learned the correct way to do the Macarena in San Antonio, Texas, from a woman who danced with the Joffrey Ballet for several years. She currently works for the federal court in Connecticut. Small world. I learned the sloppy, incorrect way to do the Macarena in the sanctuary of our old church after an evening service. Not sure what was weirder - watching Bro. Steve do the Macarena or watching a ballet dancer do it. . .