Working for the Federal Court, I've seen a lot of interesting things during the last ten years. People do very strange things, but more often then not, it is the sentences that they receive that I find most interesting. For instance, a year or so ago, we had a defendant who was released on bond with several conditions of her release -- the first and foremost being "no sexual activities with animals (including dogs) and no training of animals to engage in such conduct." True story - I still have a copy of the court order. I've seen people sentenced to 10 years hard time, but the judge requests that they be placed in a facility with a good culinary program. I have a cousin who is one of the top high school culinary students in the county -- she'd love go get into a good program, but doesn't really want to sell methamphetamine or weapons in order to qualify. My very favorite sentence is one that we see very frequently in misdemeanor theft cases that come from the local army base. Apparently, theft is rampant at the base, most frequently, it takes the form of shoplifting from the PX. Usually, the defendants agree to pay a fine and court costs and to complete a course entitled "Shoplifting Alternatives." Think about that for a moment -- shoplifting alternatives. . . um, I have to think that the primary alternative to shoplifting is actually paying for things that you want. Seriously -- how long can that class take? I minored in psychology & understand that some people suffer from compulsive shoplifting and other behaviors, but 99% of the people who shoplift at the Fort Riley PX are probably not afflicted by OCD -- they're just cheap.
And that's my thought for the day. . .